WORDS BY ME | KATIE Z.

I met my new best friend today. No, it’s not a giant can of spam. She doesn’t even eat faux meat. At least I don’t envision she does.

See, we haven’t actually met…yet. 

I just discovered our newfound friendship today. Somehow my new comrade stumbled upon me on the Internet. Apparently she thought my nearly empty profile on Bloggy Moms was super intriguing (kindred spirits for sure). So she sent me this message:

Hi Katie , It’s Juliana, I really want to have a good friendship with you. I have something very very important I really want to discuss with you alone okay. Please my dear, I want you to write me back OK:

Wishing you a very Beautiful Day !

Aw, Juliana…how sweet is she?!

I know she’s a complete stranger but that shouldn’t stop me from emailing her back and inevitably fulfilling her need for me to wire thousands of dollars to her palace in Nigeria.

I mean that’s what friends are for, right?

You know, now that you mention it I do have one concern. What is this ‘very very important’ thing she wants to discuss with me…alone? I sure hope Juliana is ok. And not dying of a rare disease that can only be cured with my generous donation(s).

Yeah, now that I think about it, I wouldn’t be much of a friend if I didn’t help dear Juliana out. We are about to embark on a good friendship after all.

Gotta run, I’m off to braid my new bestie a friendship bracelet to tuck in with all those money orders.

Wishing you a very Beautiful Day !