Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned by Watching Roseanne

Roseanne lessons

You either love her or hate her. But you have to admit that by being apologetically herself, Roseanne taught us some of life’s most valuable lessons. Here are just a few.Be bold. Don’t let people walk all over you. Know your worth.

From: http://blog.roku.com

Girls can do anything.
roseanne girlA job is just a job. Don’t let it dictate your life.
roseanne waitress

Every girl needs a Jackie.

And a Dan.


Sometimes people just need time to themselves. Let them have it.darleneThe beauty of life is in its diversity.
roseanne diverstiy

PMS sucks…for everyone involved.

Money doesn’t buy happiness. In fact, sometimes it can ruin things.

Halloween is awesome. Don’t take yourself so seriously, wear a damn costume.

Everyone needs to start somewhere.

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Deep down, we all need our mommies.


 And being a mom requires thick skin, a soft heart and one hell of a sense of humor.

So many people leave your life. Keep family first.
roseanne family

And most importantly. When life hands you lemons, throw them in a tornado!tornados

UPDATE: Thanks SO much to the incomparable Roseanne herself for posting this blog on her website! I am truly honored.

17 responses to “Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned by Watching Roseanne”

  1. From one surname Z to another, loved this. Very funny!


    1. Thanks Mr. Z, glad you liked it!


  2. Funny. I loved watching that show.

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  3. I’d forgotten about Roseanne. So many familiar faces looking very young!

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  4. Thanks, I always watch Roseanne DVD’s to feel better. The Roseanne show was So Awesome!! It makes me feel better when things at tough in my life. I Love that show. I watch at least some Roseanne everyday. As a matter of fact I was watching the “Toto, we’re not in Kansas anymore” episode as I was checking your blog out. Thanks. Roseanne is Awesome!!

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    1. It’s my comfort show, too! Good to know I’m not the only one. Thanks for reading!


  5. No way, Roseanne herself re-blogged this?!!! That’s incredible!
    Great post by the way. Loved that show.

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    1. Thank you! And yes the real Roseanne! 🙂

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      1. Okay, that is BEYOND awesome.


  6. This was too fun to read and walk down memory lane. Thanks for the post. Roseanne is my spiritual animal😉. I think I may watch a few episodes today.


    1. Right?! I use her approach in many situations in life. Thanks for reading!

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