Category: Parenting

• How to Feel Like You’re Not Driving a Minivan, When You Are in Fact Driving a Minivan

  

  I see you, minivan mom. You swore you’d never succumb to its elongated frame and matronly…well, everything. But lo and behold, baby #3 came along and kicked that promise right to the mother lovin’ curb. And now here you are schlepping droves of squealing children around to t-ball practice, surrounded by little landmines of goldfish cracker crumbs…

  Katie Z.

  March 19, 2015

  Humor, Parenting

  blogging101, cool mom, family, funny, humor, minivan, mom blogs, parenting

• The Chaos of Boys

  

  There’s a puddle on the bathroom floor, the plunger’s resting on the living room rug, and someone’s screaming ‘HELP ME’ from the kitchen.

  Katie Z.

  March 13, 2015

  Humor, Parenting

  family, funny, MOMOFBOYS, parenting

• Hug Me Elmo: You Creepy, Creepy Beast

  

  Thank you, Hug Me Elmo, for spontaneously working tonight after seven months of silence. Screeching “I love to hug you!” in the still darkness of my finally-sleeping-3-year-old’s bedroom.

  Katie Z.

  March 3, 2015

  Humor, Parenting

  blogging101, creepydoll, elmo, family, first blog, humor, parenting